How I got out of doing the dishes
- My mom: Do the dishes
- Me: *places sock on counter*
- My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
- Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
- My mom: wait what?
- Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
- Me: *runs to room*
bemyeverything-ornothingatall asked: Hey there. I love and miss you.
I love and miss you more! D: We need some girl time soon.






